in all honesty, this hurts.
i don't know what else to say,
other that it's ridiculous and completely fruitless.

it would have been CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP

(n.m.)
we have a lot in common.
it kind of turns me on.

there is a large spider inhabiting the open space under my sink.
I don't know how i feel about his living arrangement, but
will not evict him from his new found home.

update: i have not seen said spider in days. this has led to slight anxiety, yet only enough that i check to
see if the spider if hiding in the shower ready to fall on my head when i am most vulnerable.